Set to the tune of “Mamma Mia” by ABBA.

I’ve been feeling like this since I don’t know when
bloody knackered
bloody knackered
And my muscles are tired, think I need a massage
Not a chance
Not a chance
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don’t know how but I suddenly lose control
There’s a hasher inside my soul
Just one call and all I here is on on
One more call and I’ll be back on the trail tooooo

Bagamoyo, here we go again,
My my, will we ever get there
Bagamoyo, it’s that time again,
Why, why did we ever start this

Well, it is a part of history,
Not supposed to bring you misery,
On On, to our destination

Bagamoyo, here we go again,
My my, will we ever get there
Bagamoyo, it’s that time again,
Why, why did we ever start this

Why, we are Candy Warriors
Out to beat
The Wet Dream Team
On On to our team ambition

Bagamoyo, here we go again,
My my, will we ever get there
Bagamoyo, it’s that time again,
Why, why did we ever start this

There, we’ll enjoy the circle,
Of course they’ll be W arm Safari
Down Down, to our absolution

Bagamoyo, here we go again,
My my, will we ever get there
Bagamoyo, it’s that time again,
Why, why did we ever start this

Well the drink will be Flowing
Right up until the cock starts crowing
On On to our Hare of the Dog run

Bagamoyo, here we go again,
My my, will we ever get there
Bagamoyo, it’s that time again,
Why, why did we ever start this