HASH TRASH
Run No.1342 2 November 2009
Venue: Cruz Inn, Mikocheni
Hares: Nite Rider, Boxer, Panty Pockets

Nite Rider offered hashers a long one, a short one and a slow one, and there were about an equal number of takers for each. Having used a ton of paper to sign the venue, he had little left to mark the trail, but we all eventually sniffed out the beer stop, and got back home in the moonlight. The announcements went on for a year and a day, and included:

NWH: SATURDAY 4 pm at Tiny’s Sausage Factory in Mikocheni (no hash on Monday)
Mismanagement Meeting: Thursday 7.00 at the Grand Master’s Palace
St Georges Society’s Bonfire Night: Saturday 5.30 pm at the Oysterbay Police Officers Mess
Halloween Haunted House Costume Party: you missed it, dummy
Marine Corps Ball: soonish, get tickets via the GM, or a Marine (the haircut is a dead give away) at the next Hash
Addis Ababa African InterHash: December 2010 - can’t wait!
St Andrew’s Ball: if you haven’t heard about this already, you must have been on Mars.

The RA - Candyman - had a go at Nite Rider for misleading the Hash about the length of what was on offer, appointing a Walking Hare on the hoof, having no bottle opener at the beer truck, and bringing us back in the dark. Nite Rider blamed the shambles on Boxer, who predictably blamed Nite Rider. All in all these two showed a level of incontinence that makes them prime candidates for the Mismanagement Committee. Talking of incontinents, the GM - CampBed - urged all those hashers who have a secret yearning to be an Officer of the Hash to put themselves forward at the forthcoming elections - the competition is always very tough, but, if you run a dishonest, well-funded campaign, you might topple the incumbent, and once you are on the gravy train you will be like a pig in shit. It is not a very tasteful link, but we are now going to talk about the Virgins - of which there were two: Tammy whose FSP, which she demonstrated for us with the help of an inflatable (Head Gasket), is ‘takeoff ” and Silvia whose FSP is K9. Two recent ex-virgins were named: Marsha is to be called “Horny Prossy” (it stands for Prosecutor, in case you were wondering), and Emilian becomes “Roger the Cabin Boy”. Three cool chicks (Easy Let, Nutcracker, Close Encounters) were in the frame for allegedly throwing wine over the GM while his back was turned. Did they stick together in the face of the cruel interrogation that the GM gave them (like being savaged by a dead sheep, as someone once said)? Did they heck as like. And so the Hashit went to Easy Let. And the Circle ended, as it should, with SLSC.

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