HASH TRASH
Run No. 1443
Venue: Cocoa Beach
Hares: Nutzy Crunch, Fully Fitted and Dominatrix
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Undertaker

Brave Hashers and those who really don’t care that much about their wing mirrors gathered in force at Cocoa Beach for a fine Hash over not-so-familiar territory. It was hosted by a man in a suit, with a vague resemblance to DumbAss. Afterwards the GM promised us a short one, and true to his word almost immediately handed over to the RA - but not before Nurse Ratched made an appearance as a very believable Bumtitty lookalike (next weeks host). Misdemeanours included Nutcracker for racing the kids, and Boring for sitting in the Circle. The traditional running order having been completely thrown out of the window the Virgins were then paraded around for our titillation. Speaking of which, Chrissie from over the pond likes to be on top, Mike from London likes it grasshopper style, Richard from West Virginia Mountain Momma, likes reverse cowgirl (very predictable) and Andrea from Nashville Tennesseee is easy (to please). Sparkle was in deep do-do for climbing trees and doing cartwheels - when told to bring in Hashers to drink her down down with her she chose Kilin’dogo and Shark-killer, at which point Squirrel (1.86m) complained about blatant “heightism”. Tyler (as in Mary Tyler Moore?) was called to drink a down down from his very new and very expensive Nike trainers. Nurse Ratched wanted to celebrate the fact that it was D-Day......She, Nutzy, Fully Fitted and Nancy represented the Allies (didn’t the Brits have a small part in it too?) - Stefano, F-Off and Hitler represented the Axis Powers - and Umbilical and Spare were the Neutrals. Somehow along the way the celebration turned into a vote for Hashit. I reckon (and under Camp Bed’s administration i decided these things) the voting was pretty equal, but the GM in his wisdom reckoned the Axis Powers had won. Well of course Stefano didn’t even take part in the Battle for Normandy, so he was out of contention, and F-Off claimed to be only following orders, so the Hashit went to a somewhat bemused Hitler. And the Circle ended with SLSC.

Paragraphs have been suspended until the Mismanagement provides more sodas to drink - Ed

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