Hash Trash 26 October 2009
Hash number 1300 something (someone suggested 1369 but I think it was his FSP)
Hosted by Paddy, Boogie Boobs, Baby Burns and Lindsay
From Tanzania Breweries

Candy Man and Foxy Pussy opened the hostilities with a down-down to punctuality; followed by Ted-the-Paul and Paddy with a down-down to their phones.

Announcements:
- Ripper: Next week’s H will be hosted by Knight Rider in Mikocheni. Venue to be confirmed.
- The following week’s will be a Saturday run, hosted by Tiny Sausage.
- Candy Blower: Nights at Georges and Dragon on 11 and 12 November. Proceeds will go to the Cancer Institute. 5000 TZS per adult and 2000 TZS per child.
- Halloween Party at the Marines House this Friday – 30 November. Costume contest. Bar opens at 7h30pm.
- Ethiopia Inter-H 2010 in Addis

Hares’ judgement time:
- Potty on the walk: It was like walking from the Middle-Ages to Modern Times, through mud huts then modern buildings. A bit scary because of swindlers.
- Boxer on the run: It was too long, with too many checks and holes.

En passant: Foxy Pussy and all the ATM fraud victims were called out by Cockroach who had seen FP with a big Czech. New shoes victims were Marcha, Damas and Baby Burns.

2 Virgins were exposed to the crowd from the top of a Coca cola Box: 1) Lindsay, who is the girlfriend of Baby Burns, who is Boogie Boobs’s baby. At first she didn’t have a FSP (all were sorry for Baby Burns) but then she remembered about some “Tchukten” – probably a Chinese delicacy. 2) Edna from Kenya was brought by Betty, didn’t have any FSP and didn’t want to go deep… (Tiny Sausage would be her perfect match).

Returnees: Nearly half of the circle, including Candy Man, Boxer, Marines, Knight Rider, Twin Peaks, Baby Burns, Marcha, and a red tee-shirt (?).

Strange things that happened during the past week:
Shithole and Nasty Pasty’s family’s drinking habits were shared with all, as Jacky Potter (sorry, Harry Potty) reported his older brother’s vodka night and his brother proved him right by not remembering much of that famous party – except sleeping by the askari corner. This turned out to be a pathetic collective confession, which didn’t even upset the parents. I wonder if that is the perfect hashers’ family…All vodka drinkers were called out. Candy Man – whose taxi driver had to put to bed – joined the DD, with a “Naughty boys!” note from Nasty Pasty.

2 Marines got named:
- Chris was presented by F*ck-It-Now! as being from Texas, Wizard of Oz, dressed as a gay at Thursday trick or treat party, and having big guns. Proposed names were Dorothy, Toto Love, Dorothy’s Bitch (who is this Dorothy??). He was saved by a last minute proposal and became “Cheesy Balls”.
- Kevin was presented by Two-a-time as being a Humba (??), having always something to say, and planning to go to the H in Kenya. Proposed names were Natch Dick and Split Bin. He was finally named Humba

Numerous nominees for H sh*t: Banzai-who had volunteered last week, Hailili who needed a costume for the Marines’ Halloween party, Boogie Boobs for making up rumours about swindlers, Nasty Pasty for letting her son getting drunk, her son for getting pissed and for lying about his mother driving a H-hero while he was getting drunk and Shithole for being the father of the one who got pissed. Shithole drew everybody’s attention to Twin Peaks resemblance with the twin trees planted there. Once again, half of the - small - circle ended up doing the down-down. Even an unknown drinker came out of the blue and joined in pouring beer on the H sh*t costume, which will hopefully be worn by Hailili at the Halloween party.

On On!

Foxy Pussy