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Hash Trash 2009 0.5

Trash 1316

Run 1316, 18 May 2009

Location: Wet Dream and Boogie Boobs House with a touch of Ripper

The circle was opened with special down downs for the Hosts Boogie Boobs, Wet Dreams, Ripper and Mr Bean on behalf of our sponsors TBL, who still hadn’t managed to claim back their giant Safari Can.

Hares

Ripper, Mr Bean, and Boogie Boobs did a chaser for being the hares this week with Close Encounters suggesting the run was wonderful and Easy Let thinking the walk was a long one but a good one! Well that got Mancuff good to go.

Next Hash

Ripper tells us that next weeks hash is at TBL itself hosted by Boogie Boobs and Wet Dreams. WD suggested we shouldn’t piss all over everything if we want a brewery tour while Cock Roach suggested it would be superfagalistic. Ripper was then questioned why he would wear a dead parrot on his shoulder into the circle, the offending article turned out to be the boomeranging red glove, there where comments about why he would need such an industrial strength glove and all of a sudden your faithful stand-in scribe Rubber Bum was called into the middle along with Mr. Bean for being concerned about that relationship but Boogie just wanted it blown up.

RA Announcements

The Wet Dream Team spokesmen Flatulence, Shaggy Haggis, Wet Dreams and Cock Roach where called in to the centre to take their weekend glory and lead the hash in the singing of “Wet Dreams”

Wet Dreams are sticky like this
Hashers will not disagree
I travel the World and Bagamoyo Cesspit
Hashers everywhere looking for Beer
Flatulence wants to Gas it
Head Gasket wants to blow his top
Wet Dreams want to abuse it
Boogie Boobs wants to be abused

Wet Dreams are sticky like this
Hashers will not disagree
I travel the World and Bagamoyo Cesspit
Hashers everywhere looking for Beer
Easy Let wants to rent it
Camp Bed wants to Be-e laid
Cockroach wants to tie it
Spitz N’ Swallows sounds abused

Wet Dreams are sticky like this
Hashers will not disagree
I travel the World and Bagamoyo Cesspit
Hashers everywhere looking for Beer
Shaggy Haggis wants to pull the yanks
Boxer wants to hit the front
Horny Goat had her keys abused
RUBBER BUM DEFINITELY WAS ABUSED

The Forgetful

A handbag; some suspicious looking Lime Cordial, which apparently the Prawn was donating the hash for a toast to Big Lee and was in fact Vodka, Lime and Soda; Sunglasses; Hash t-shirtsx2; the official hash songs folder – Flatulence this might be useful to create your official website and finally a 1,000TSH fanta bill put on the room of My Little Pony. Boogie Boobs was made to pay the bill despite sleeping through the whole event. This was found to be Close Encounter’s bill despite an Enema Queen’s look-alike taking the wrap but that does not explain what Close Encounters where going on in My Little Pony’s Room and why some people tried to cover them up...

Horny Goat’s keys where found.


Candyman however, still a little sore about coming last in the relay to Bagamoyo brings new evidence to the court of Hash. On the reverse of the scoring sheets as large as life are two yellow post-its. Now to compile the evidence those of you who are paying attention will notice from Sunday that yellow appears to be our un-official time keeper Late Cummer’s favourite colour. These post-its read “Collect big bribe from Wet Dreams” and “Make sure Candy Warriors come last” Unfortunately these post-its cannot be examined by anyone else other than Candyman as they are due to be sent off to NASA for DNA and handwriting compatibility tests, undoubtedly they will come back positive for Wet Dreams, excuse me I mean favouritism. But when all is said and done, the Candywarriors where beaten by an 11 year old so that does rather take all seriousness out of their claims to the title. So much so that Dominatrix felt the need to shout in the court of the Hash that they where in fact losers!

To top the weekend’s vehicle incidents off Mr. Shithole was going south on Nasty Pasty in Late Cummer’s car when they where rammed by a crazed Dalla Dalla on drugs, this resulted in just a bit more damage to Late Cummer’s car this weekend, it didn’t quite match the red dint that had appeared on the opposite side of the car but it did exceed it in cost of repair! The Car damaged few of the weekend where then brought into the circle listing Nasty Pasty, Mr. Shithole, Easy Let and Cockroach, not bad going for one weekend me thinks. Reports on the Motor biker is that he has managed to get away with only one broken wrist and is generally OK – sending a healthy recovery wishes from all.

A final hash vodka shot was done by all for Big Lee. The memorial service was to be held as per the emails at 3pm on Tuesday afternoon.


It was then the turn of the pirates in the circle. While Horny Goat and Rubber Bum made it safely to loot the boat full of beer, wine and fine food, when the dingy returned to collect Flatulence and Late Cummer it spitted and spluttered up to the beach and ran out of get away juice. So Late Cummer and Flatulence drove half way back to Dar to find fuel but in the meantime ran into Kikwete’s possy and being the likely lads they where Flatulence was topless and Late Cummer was drinking at the wheel. 80,000TSH later and Mr Bombastic thinks they are Hash Heroes.

Naming

Shi-shi was caught quite literally with her pants down with the runners trots on the relay to Bagamoyo. Poor Shi-shi never even stood a chance it seemed pre-determined that her new name would be Forest Dump!

What followed was largely along the lines of Downs downs to the sponsors, communion of amarula drinking. A down down to the returnees such as Mr Bean. Old, new and acting GMs – Mr Bean, Wet Dreams, Ripper, Eric the Prawn, Cockroach , Camp Bed and Dominatrix. Next weeks shameless skivers where named as Forest Dump, Mr Bean, Mr Shithole and PIA Tara a bit.

Hash shit

Detached Member – Not sending the shit from the weekend with the other marines.
Candy man – late to the hash when he was the team captain on Saturday.
Wet Dreams – was nominated by Boogie Boobs for knowing where the Golding’s shower cape went, and could possibly be hash hero.
Rubber Bum – a 12 year old new comer to the Dar HHH from Thailand called Duracell with her cute little smile decided to say that Rubber Bum was wearing sandals in the circle.
Boogie Boobs – was sleeping when the bill was paid.

Rubber bum was the winner and Mr Shithole presented the Hash shit with a new necklace, no not a pearl one but a Maasai looking phallus.


A big thank you to our sponsors!

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