HASH TRASH
Run No.1281 19 October 2008
Venue: Rock Garden, Morogoro
Hares: Wet Dream, Boxer, and Mr S***hole

This was the traditional Hare of the Dog run on Sunday morning after Church. The trail has been the same for years immemoral, but this didn’t stop some hashers from falling for Wet Dream’s trickery, and heading off up vertiginous routes that led nowhere. In the Circle there was a lot of good-natured ribaldry at the expense of LateCummer, from whom the RA, CandyMan, extracted the admission that “I drank, I ate, and I took young boys out for a dance”. Other Hashers seen to shuffle about in an uncoordinated way included Pussy, Pissed In Action and The Troll Family. Various Hashers who had felt like a bit of rough on Saturday were called forth to be shown a complete lack of sympathy, and these included, Boogie Boobs, Tiny Sausage, Sexuella, and Calumny. Upskirts, who had accused the GM of condescending sexism (surely one of the tenets of Hashing) was called up for a down down together with others of the ball-breaking tendency, viz. - Boogie Boobs, PantyPockets, and Ripper. Then there was a song, and we all dispersed in search of fast food in Morogoro ...... some hours later however.....

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