HASH TRASH
Run No.1279 13 October 2008
Venue: NightRiders Place, Mikocheni
Hares: NightRider, Boxer and LateCummer

A select group of hashers pitched up for a hash that had a homely, friendly feel to it. It was a runners trail, as is now the norm, with no more than one check per click, but NightRider (Ribbed or Plain) coaxed us stragglers along until it was too dark to see him (Trailmaster: please advise hosts to use muzungus as back hares in the interests of night-time visibility). Saddlesore said that the walk was directionless, and more seriously, beerless.

Panty Pockets confirmed final arrangements for the Morogoro Hash next weekend. For those who want to travel in convoy, check in with Bumtitty outside St Peters Church by 9.45 on Saturday. The Hash starts at 16.00 at Kola Hills Hotel, Morogoro. Rob told us that America’s Finest will be having their Annual Ball on 1st November, with tickets on sale from this Thursday evening at the Marine House. They will also be showing a movie, but he couldn’t say what it will be for security reasons, though he was willing to confirm that the popcorn will be free, except in exceptional circumstances beyond their control. Our Trailmaster had performed up to his usual standard, so no-one knew where Next Week’s Hash will be.

Our Religious Advisor - Mr S***hole - said that the Hash seemed to be going so well that he feared he might have no-one to complain about, but then it all went horribly, deliciously wrong. He called forth Hot Safari for getting lost (twice) and Tuk-Tukking it back, LateCummer for forgetting to take the walkers to the Beer Stop, and NightRider for backtracking the trail. Wondrous tales were told of the spectacular and prestidigious displays that FatBastard can perform with her mammary glands, though requests for a private showing fell on deaf ground and stony ears. “Hashy Birthday” was sung for My Little Pony and Bagobones. The RA speculated bizarrely that Bagobones was old enough to be My Little Pony’s grandfather and that Ripper could have been produced somewhere along the way. Virgins and semi-virgins included Molly, Skeepy, Rada, and Marian - one of whom found her way to the Hash through the website alone, another whose favourite sexual position is known only to herself (and not even to her husband) and another who had hashed in Kabul and lived to tell the tale. Candidates for the Hashit included the Birthday Boys, FatBastard for changing her nappy in the Circle against all known Hash rules, and LateCummer for making a god-awful mess of being the Walking Hare. The RA’s clap-o-meter registered an 8 on the Sphincter Scale for LateCummer - and so it was bestowed on him. If the skirt fits .....

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