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Hash Trash 2007-2009

TRASH 1278

HASH TRASH
Run No.1278 6 October 2008
Venue: LateCummer’s Place
Hares: BeachBalls, NightRider, and LateCummer

When BeachBalls was hauled forth to tell us about the run, he said:

  1. It is 6kms
  2. There are six checks
  3. There is one Hare
  4. There is no Beer Stop

All of which turned out to be wrong. Several of the checks seemed to exist only in BeachBalls’s imagination, but he did a fair job all on his own. We ran through the back streets, picking up hordes of kids on the way, tripping over chickens, and trying to avoid getting sprayed by the sweat streaming off Bumtitty.

In the Circle afterwards Begging For It gave us advance notice of the “Time to Give” Hash at Christmas - start collecting books, toys, money etc so that we can give to people who are less fortunate than ourselves. Boogie Boobs made a collection for a young mother known to her who had been widowed as a result of a road crash. Hashers were reminded to pay up for the Morogoro Hash (18th October). A brief Mishmanagement meeting will be held at Ooooooooooor Hoooooooose on Thursday 9th october.

Our very own senior Religious Advisor, CandyMan, rounded on the Hopeless Hares for a piss-poor performance. Apart from BeachBalls’s’s flaky efforts (ibid), NightRider seemed to have no concept of what the responsibilities of a Back Hare are, and LateCummer was wandering around like a headless chicken. The RA, true to his prudish (or envious) nature, felt that HeadGasket had overstepped the mark by playing fast and loose with BoogieBoobs in front of her son. As HeadGasket had scarpered (not surprisingly) another notorious sexual predator - Triar F**k - was made to take HG’s Down Down in his place. Inappropriately dressed non-Virgins included Bumtitty, Rob and Dominatrix. Virgins included Baracka, Mike, Lucy, Kirsty, Chichi, most of whom have a predeliction for coitus canis. There was a distinguished Returnee - Ripper - and no end of nondescript others, including Friar Tuck, ServiceMe, Sadjad, Malcolm, Bumtitty, and not least Begging For It, who claimed to have been off searching for her lost virginity.

CampBed was told off right royally for failing to speak up about next weeks hash - which will be hosted by NightRider somewhere in the depths of Mikocheni B. Do you know where Shopper’s Plaza is?.... well it is nowhere near there.

Torsten’s Friend, which apparently Ripper modelled for, was nearly awarded to Boogie Boobs, because she has always admired it, but finally went to Spitsss and Swallows for chronic whingeing on the walk. There wasn’t much competition for the Hashit though - candidates included LateCummer and Beach Balls for their crap Haring, Squirrel for getting it from another Hashers wife, and Mr S***thole for his wife giving it to another Hashers partner. You get the picture. The Hashit, or what there was of it, went to Beach Balls, as a token of the Hash’s gratitude for setting a Hash.

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