Hash Run Trash 1557
GM. Cockroach
Hosted by Gary Glitter
15 April 2013
Walk Trail
According to Aiiii, the walk trail was too short and simply boring
The next run to be hosted by Beeryiani babe
Bagamoyo run
The Cockroach reminded members to register with their group captains as the hunt for sponsors continues.
Has Shit
Daputy GM Shaggie reminded members that the hash shit rules requires the holder to keep the shit in their car the whole week, not hiding it in the office or at home.
SINNERS
Gary was accused of keeping the hash car bumper in his compound, Meanest Tiny Sausage for appearing in the newspapers, Inspector gAdgets for arriving behind his dog, Dumb Ass for always coming late, Philipa for coming back from Kigoma, Wounded Knee and Nancy for waving excitedly at people as they drive in town during the week, hitler for getting a red card when the public is watching, Boxer and Gary for talking too loudly while next to ladies Bum Titi also for coming late and Dumfoochker for wearing terrible shorts.
Returnees
dumb Ass has been moving people around Mauritius and shifting others in Manyara, Sexy Lizard has been enjoying nature in Moshi while Bum Titi and Second Comer have returned from undisclosed locations.
virgins
Noname Mathew from England who loves all sex positions was introduced by The Cock Doctor
baptism nomination
proposed names for Philippa who has finally decided to settle in far after getting lost in Kigoma included Solicitor, Legal Legal, fair legal. , and legal brethren. She was finally baptised .....proboner
hash shit of the day went to the host
We then tasted his soyer food.
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