Hash Trash 1549
25 March 2013
Venue: Jackie’s Bar
Hares: Tiny Sausage, Wounded Knee, Ai Ai Ai
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis

The run was most notable for poorly sung national anthems. We all ran a little faster to get away from the screeching of our hares. Pope on the Rope thought the run was too ambitious (but he may not have finished it anyway). Just Andrew enjoyed his time with the ladies on the walk and didn’t notice much else.

There are three NWHs - two on Friday/Saturday in South Beach and one on Monday, hosted by Viagra and Second Coming at a yet to be determined location. Look for an email later.

The newly potty trained Shaggy (that can’t be right) took over and promptly put Wounded Knee in charge of making sure Bonzai continues to check all the false trails after being 0 for 12 at this Hash. The rest of us were impressed that he was still a FRB even though he went the wrong way very time.

Late comers included Strap On who couldn’t count, a couple who blamed each other, Ponker who was busy with the Chinese President, and Rock Climber who was looking for Strap On’s vibrator. Tiny Sausage was called in to be a Hashtronaut and concentrating far harder than he ever has before to avoid spilling beer on his sausage and making it tinier.

Virgins were numerous but mostly men so the circle paid little attention. We had Porn Corn from Canada or Moscow whose FSP is standing in a hammock. Boxer made both John the Baptist from France or South Africa and Andrew from the UK come. John the Baptist likes the wheelbarrow and Andrew is too out of practice to remember (hint hint hash ladies). David from Scotland will take anything and Laura from Swaziland likes the Pamchenko best.

Tiny Sausage was awarded Hash Trash because he finally stayed until the end of the circle but faced fierce competition from Rock Climber for always coming too late (or was it too early?). The circle ended with a long rendition of SLSC before mishkaki.

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