Trash 1547

Sea (no) Breeze Apartments

Hares: Rockclimber, Scrotum Scrummer, Skinny Shafted and Cant get up Adam
GM: Cockroach
RA: Rockclimber
CAKE DELIVERER: Shagged (sore toes) Haggis

This was an inaugural hash from this location and SSrummers first hash, now technicalities of modern rugby played out from the start, the host was able to control the hash with headphones fitted to the hares from the roof top of his gaff (hash by wifi) theres a first.

Tiny Sausage noted when asked that it was short, i do wish he would look us rather than looking down before he answers. Just Kishin said the walk was very good and interesting, was he following a rather limp slappa or maybe the walkers found the massage parlour the runners missed last week.

Next weeks hash ” St Patrick’s Hash” sponsored by TBL and a themed T shirt. Whats more interesting is the hosts are not Irish, shame on you Leprechauns. It will be hosted from Wet Dreams, Gypsy camp AKA Shaggis Haggis office across from the green where the Goat races are held, hosts are the two a fore named standin Pad’s. Lookalikes Boxer and Hilter took there down downs in their absence.

Kenyan hashers donned the circle in celebration of a victory, there around 7 of them present, luckily a search prevented any troubles as seen 4 years before and the panga seized was very useful for cake cutting later on.

Guest RA Rockclimber got the proceedings of to a flying start which was quite apt as the previous day in the rough oceans at Wet Dreams and Boogies beach resort. Nuts 4 Luv entered the waves and instantly imitated her washing machine, the only problem was that when she recovered from the fast spin cycle and left the ocean, her bikini was still being washed, luckily there were children on hand to assist her. She declined a replay, to the disappointment of the RA. The RA did ask N4L to to bring in Two (2) hashers for a drink and true to American standards give them an inch and they take a mile (should they not be metric by now) yes you guessed she got
4 guys join her as a body guards (should that not have been clothes guards

Then it was time to bring in the kids Sparkle for selectively offering sweets to the adults, well Gary Glitter had gone home and must have put her up to it. True to fashion the RA managed yet again to upset Kilidogo, believe it was a sharing thing or rather lack of.

Slappa was brought in with her limp ankle (she did manage to party all weekend including dancing) Second Coming, Just Keith (V) were asked to make up a storey as to how it happened and the best one was voted on, we even had fat shafted in the circle with a cameo role. Now what actually happened was that slappa mistakenly walked into the men’s showers, full of riggers back from a 3month stint on the platform and innocently slipped on the soap (not looking where she was going).

Short cutters Cockroach, TaffyHHore,Banzia and GG lookalike Hitler were really trying to avoid the Tarmac.

Returnee’s: Tiny Sausage, been counting votes, Skinny Shafted something with starfish’s that melt, Twitcher from Russia with no love, Sparkle, princess training

Virgin; Just Keith from dumb dumb,self abuser, FSP Flying Orangatang

Hash shit Nominations:
Pope on a rope not using his friends hash name
Rotossery expecting the GM to get any hash name right
Tiny Sausage for a spandex and being trashed at the kili run by TakaTraker
Joint Nuts 4 Luv and Skinny shafted getting to excited over Tiny’s spandex

A close call saw Nuts4Luv and Skinny Shafted share the gear and noted by Fat shafted

The circle was distrupted by a phone call from Boogy Boobs who sent one of WET DREAMS (hash babu) birthdays cakes for consumption, for those of you hashers who did not see, a replica of wet dream in diving gear was the centre piece of the cake, the only thing was it might have been better known as Bombay Babu as there were some pigment issues.

Cirle closed with SLSC and onto to some delicious Mexican Food.

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