Hash Trash 1546
4 March 2013
Venue: Vahalla
Hares: Shaggy Haggis, Cockroach, Boogie Boobs
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis

The running trail was most notable for a colossal missed opportunity – we ran straight past the Thai Massage Parlour – we could so easily have all had happy endings, but instead we had trudge on with nothing more to look forward to than the bums of the fit harriettes ahead of us. NeanderShorty said that it was long, hot and sticky, and had to be reminded that he was supposed to be telling us about the run. Just Manisha said the walk was o.k. (sic).

Cockroach had brought all his relatives to the Valhalla Banda – enormous black buggers with a bite like a Great White Shark – Hashers were constantly stamping on them, which was a lot more entertaining than listening to the crap that was going on in the Circle. But for what it’s worth:

· NWH will be hosted by Just James AHWTK
· The Easter Hash this year will be at Easter (29/31 March) in a mystery location with luxury (i.e. toilet seats) accommodation (to be confirmed)
· Hashers were silent for a millisecond in memory of the late Tootsie (367 runs under her collar)
· Slappa was overheard to say “I did it at the weekend and I am not even sore”
· Hitler voted in the Kenyan elections
· Boxer had been to Arusha - cue for a song
· Virgins included Johnny, Caroline, Marilyn, Dave, Dee, Beaky, Keith and Jackie – some of whom confessed to be fond of sex with (in?) combine harvesters
· Candyblower has reached a significant age and to quote her ‘the cake went down like a bomb’
· We learnt that Just James was thrown out of the Scouts for trying to roger the Scoutmaster (or was it Akela?) but, despite this, he was named ‘Scrotum Scrum’.

As usual when we don’t have anyone worthy of the Hashit it went by default to Slappa, who can always be relied on to have done / said something memorable / funny / rude / provocative. And the Circle ended, as it should, with the singing of Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.

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BoB