Hash Trash 1545
25 February 2013
Venue: Banzai’s Mosquito Heaven
Hares: Just Olwen, Just Rose, and Just Patrick (as they were then known)
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis

A good first effort from our trio of Virgin Hares (who is sleeping with who? asked Sir LanceseSlut) and only the beer truck driver got lost (of which more later). Inspector Gadget was spotted buying an ice lolly on the run and not offering it around, but was not called to account for this and many other recent misdemeanours on account of the Circle going way beyond his bedtime. The walkers found so many sites of interest in Upanga that they arrived hours after the runners. NWH will be hosted by Shaggy Haggis and Boogy Boobs.

Best entry in the new verse for the Hares song contest was won as usual by Sir LanceseSlut with “It was so soft and spongy…….you could use it like a bungee.” The GM declared it to be an evening of left-handed drinking in celebration of Robbidextrous’s’s return to the Hash - and the first person to be caught drinking with his right-hand was….Roobidextrous. Paul from the Virgin Islands said his FSP was the ‘flying squirrel’ and who better to demonstrate it with him but our resident ginger, Rock Climber. An identity parade (Bananas, Boxer, Just Brandon) formed up so that Easy Let could try and identify the father of her love child, Just Lotus –who was visiting from Saarth Africa. To no great surprise she fingered Boxer (a six-figure bill for child maintenance is in the post). The Virgin Hares were named Pope on a Rope, House Whore and Rotosserie, but an appeal has been lodged, so the names are subject to confirmation by Senior Mismanagers meeting in conclave in the back bar of the George and Dragon. The Hashit was awarded to Still Can’t Get It Up Adam for kerb crawling in the beer truck when he should have been hot-footing it back to Banzai’s to quench the thirst of hashers. And just when most Hashers had lost hope of ever getting to eat, the Circle ended with SLSC.

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BoB