Run: 1544 / 18th Feb 2013

Hosts: Wounded Knee and Nurse Ratchet (yummy chilli, thanks!)

The run was said to be short, long, and longer. Cockaholic in particular thought it was long, hard and just kept going-and-going. The walk too was long, hot and sweaty but everyone was happy as both had beer stops. Next week’s hash has something to do with nuclear power. Are we suppose to wear bright colours?…unclear but expect an email from the ginger at some point.

There was a special hand over of Funds raised at the Paddy Hoon / “Head Gasket” car wash to the Dogodogo Centre which supports vulnerable children. One of the centre’s huge success stories, Yosuph was present to receive funds on behalf of all the kids supported, Yosuph is now studying medicine at University. The total raised was 1 million TZ shillings to which thanks is given to all the hashers and non hasher that participated. Great effort from all!

Departing the hash are Squirrel and Nutcracker. They’ll be leaving by boat one of these days, no one really knows when or where they’ll go, all a bit cagey if you ask me. We all just hope they can sufficiently avoid the Somali Pirates. On-on.

I stopped listening during the misdemeanours but apparently Strap-on, Nutcracker, Hitler, most likely Gary Glitter as he is usually doing something wrong & a bunch of random Hashers who did not leave an impression all got Safari Down-Downs. There was a special Dumb-Dumb prize this week which was awarded to the slowest long-running bastard Hitler who took a shower, changed and had tea with his wife before returning to the circle.

Zanzibar Hash misdemeanours went to SlappA and Inspector Gadget – who did not turn up for the run but instead, enjoyed some peace and quiet at the beach. Obvious choice if you ask me. It was noted by all that Inspector Gadget was also absent at this hash and all agreed that further creative punishment may be required.

Virgins: special mention to Yosuph and Sabasamasali from Dogodogo Centre, who both came to the hash because of Head Gasket. There was also Rejabu, Etienne, and Eva…. Karibu tena DH3!

Hash Shit went to Just Keith for being a raucous gabby bastard.

On- On

SlappA