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rockclimber Monday 04 of February, 2013

Hash Trash 1541
4 February 2013
Venue: Little Theatre
Hares: Second Cumming, Slappa, Viagra
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis

A very long trail from someone who complains about other hashes being too long, but all credit to the Hares for taking us through some new territory. And to be honest, if it hadn’t been for that tedious, never-ending last section, the GM and the Editor-in-Chief would never have got to pull those two Lithuanian babes we came across…..
‘’Two cool chicks
Walkin’ down the street
Just a swingin’ their hips
Splittin’up a bag o’potato chips
Two cool cats did two big flips
For those two cool chicks’’
Moving quickly on now to the Circle where Just Chris said that the run was very long (I just said that), there was a vicious smell at one point (it was probably the Hares) and it was far too long a wait for a beer. Biriani Babe complained that there were so many checks that she lost her rhythm (but she’s surely too young to remember the rhythm method?). NWH is the RED DRESS RUN which will kick off from the Lunatic Asylum. Don’t dare come inappropriately dressed. And don’t forget that the annual Stonetown Hash will be on Saturday 16th February during the biggest music festival in East Africa – Sauti za Busara (Sounds of Wisdom).

The world and his wife had noticed that Sir LanceseSlut had pitched up in a colour coordinated outfit including new shoes, and though he hid the shoes before the Circle, the RA made him drink his Down Down through one of his sweaty socks. Latecummers included Strap On (who was suffering from terminal diarrhoea and had to bunged up by Nurse Ratched and Sister Slappa), Gary Glitter, RockClimber and Squirrel. As we were in the Little Theatre it was highly appropriate to honour the theatricals – the daaarlings, luvvies, and piss artists who entertain us now and then. They included Inspector Gadget, Second Cumming, Nurse Ratched, EasyLet, BushBanger and Just Olwyn. We also had the Doggies: Cock Dr, Inspector Gadget and Boogie Boobs, as well as the Returnees: Viagra, Banzai, Sir LanceseSlut and Swinging Spear.

Only one Virgin this week: Just Brandon from Saarth Africa, whose FSP is ‘studying his toes’. There were far too many candidates for Hashit, but once we got rid of the dross, Sir LanceseSlut was a shoe-in for it. And so it came to pass. And, as in all the best Circles, we ended by singing the traditional anthem, Swing Low Sweet Chariot.

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