Hash Trash 1408 - at Wet Dream and Boogie Boobs’ mansion

Hares: Cockroach, Wet Dream

GM: Cockroach

RA: Shaggy Haggis

Scribe: Shark Killer

18 year old virgin dude Steven described the run as short and “too free” (sex-wise or...), it was said the walking hare was confused, but then Wet Dream is notorious for chasing sex on the hash, as was Gary Glitter on the 1408, but he didn’t get too much positive attention this time (Flatulence was preoccupied) – not without the pretty pink shorts (there WERE other shorts).

Announcements:

South Africa was drubbed by Scotland in the Rugby match.

Shark Killer was selling raffle tickets.

Dominatrix talked about a play at the IST 25th-27th Nov – The Visit

Castratos said Rio sends his love and he is dating a transvestite (in his defence, they can be very pretty, and the normal women in Prague don’t give him a second look!)

Cockroach made a few observations what with the marines and the St Andrew’s ball being traced back to the hash (1921), and hash mugs being dated 1066, and in honour of the Scottish band, someone prepared the skeleton of a speech for him and he simply read out the instructions to the circle – welcome esteemed guests and sponsors, something about a fake Christmas, happy about Scots beating SA, something about Boogie Boobs’ chastity.

There were a lot of firsts from our guest RA – Shaggy. First when he was to start RAing, he disappeared and came back with Haggis served on a Silver Platter. He disappeared a second time for an unknown reason, but Desperate was clearly in sight so we don’t suspect sex. He also lost control a number of times and swore he would never RA again because we (the hashers) are some sort of fuckers (had he never met us before that night??).

Blowjob (formerly known as Ian – part of the Scottish band) went on a rant about the Haggis (they say he was speaking English although it didn’t sound like it to most of us). He scared poor Sparkle (he was waving about a large knife) although she kept going closer to him (she wasn’t the only one who he made curious – there was also virgin Kim who kept moving closer to him – but for different reasons).

Inappropriately dressed were: Cockroach – shoes with “England” written on them, Sushi, Centre Fold, Foxy Pussy, Wags, Porker Stalker, Barking Spiders, Just Roman (who did change from his regular green shirt but not into a hash shirt), Pinocchio.

A short fat bald bastard (Cockroach) look alike – Wounded Knee was called in, along with Legless and Cockroach – the men that couldn’t keep their balance with less than one beer in their systems! (very non hasherly of the wounded bastards).

Lots of sex on this hash – Dominatrix and her husband, My Lil Pony and Saddle Sore, Flatulence (by himself – told you he was preoccupied), Gary Glitter (due to Flatulence’s lack of interest tried to chase some random women – which Flatulence didn’t enjoy so he turned his interest to Legless right in the circle), Fuck Off and Centre Fold.

There was also a lot of child abuse – Dominatrix forgot her kid (and husband – now that can be very convenient), she said Charlie would love that purple cape (negligee), she also sent the kid to stay with his friends because she wanted sex. Twitcher cannot remember the names of her kids so she has them written on their shirts and poured her down down beer on her kid.

Returnees: Boxer, Castratos, Kirsten, Wags, Centre Fold, Bum Titty, Henry, Porker Stalker, Sushi, Fuck Off and two others who were gone too long for us to remember who they are.

Departees: Centre Fold, Gary Glitter (he was upset with Flatulence), Just Nikhil, Porker Stalker

Virgins: Barking Spiders who comes from US, brought by Porker Stalker, likes to be on top (of?), Steven, from US, who comes by himself (he is 18) and likes Doggy style (one can dream), Posh who comes from Arusha, brought by wife and likes Muff Diver. Jui from Kenya brought by Get Me Off, likes Doggy style (meet Steven), Jacky from Botswana brought by Boogie Boobs, likes to be on top – of hubby (she was more specific), Ami from Scotland brought by Boogie Boobs and likes to be under Jacky. Kim from US brought by Man Cuff and likes to be on top, Dirty Sex (dex) from US brought by Nurse Ratchet and likes missionary.

Naming: Ian was named Blowjob, Brian was named Handjob, Davey was named Foreskin (although he should have been called Premature Ejaculation) and Claire was named Finger Flickin’ Good.

There were only two nominations for Hash Shit – Wet Dream for giving Shark Killer a paper plate to write scribe notes on and Dominatrix for, well, because she deserved it. Dominatrix took the honour by a landslide of votes.

Then food was served, Haggis and Whiskey was consumed, hashers threw each other and jumped into the pool and had a lot to drink. The party did not end for the band until 5am when they had to leave for the airport!

On on

Shark Killer