Hash Trash 1407 - at Cosmos hosted by ACDC and Dodgy Dick

Hares: ACDC, Man Cuff, Panty Pockets

GM: Cockroach

RA: Wounded Knee

Scribe: Shark Killer

It was a relatively long run and walk, and a very short circle. There was talk about hairdressing and makeup on the walk according to Gary Glitter, and given how pretty he was looking what with the pink shorts and everything, Flatulence commented on how he should have “taken the stuff off” before the circle – now was he talking about the makeup or the pink shorts...

Trail Mistress NFL said the next hash will be at Boogie Boobs and Wet Dream’s mansion – there is going to be a Scottish band – wear Scottish Regalia, and don’t arrange early morning meetings for Tuesday.

Announcements were: Panty Pockets talked about the Scottish band’s schedule for the week.

Boogie Boobs announced on behalf of Dominatrix (who forgot to pick her kid up –can be expected after she forgot the beer cooler and pink shoes twice) that there will be a play called The Visit at IST 25th – 27th November.

Twitcher said there will be a beerfest organized by the Dar Rugby club on Friday.

Brainless from Nairobi talked about the Migration Hash in 2012 March - $175

It was noted as fortunate that the Dar Guide article came out before last week’s Hash Trash because Shark Killer makes it all about sex on the hash. Cockroach read out some of the innuendo in the Trash and Shark Killer got a down down for it. (Not that that stopped her from more sex on the hash later in the circle).

Fashionistas on the hash were called upon by the guest RA – Shark Killer (for a pink scarf tied around her hips), Gary Glitter (pink shorts), NFL (cutting her TShirt), Brainless (pink longs), Wet Dream (red bra).

Inappropriately dressed and people with head gear were: Shark Killer (not a hash shirt – although it was ill fitting and had advertisements so it should have passed), Wet Dream (wig), Pine Apple Head (a virgin), and Charles (man with bandanna)

Short cutting bastards were: Shark Killer, Charles, virgin male, Squirrel, Pleasure Centre and Head Gasket

Returnees were: Ayaiyai (evening classes), Bombastic (travelled for work), Gary Glitter (hash hero – went to make more money so he can sponsor more hash events), Get Me Off (nursing sick dog), Nancy (was in labour for 3 weeks – but of course – she had an eight year old come out of her).

Departees: Pleasure Centre (Masasi), Charles (he really should get a hash name – going to Nairobi), Spare (working).

Virgins: Jimmy from Kenya brought by Charles and likes Doggy Style, Violet from Kenya brought by Get Me Off, and likes 69 (most people have fewer favourites), Nikhil (who was not the guy in the bra on the halloween hash) from USA, he comes by himself and likes 69 as well (quite adventurous for a virgin dude who comes by himself), Tomoko from Japan, Bonzai “made her come” (to the hash!), she likes “simple regular style”

Hash Shit Nominations were: Gary Glitter who was supposed to be back hare but quit right outside the gate, Half the Scottish band for being fast walking bastards in crocs, and Shark Killer (of course) for being a tease (as always) – showing the delight standing in the light.

The circle ended with Gary Glitter looking even prettier with not only the pink shorts but also a red bra, a purple negligee, and a toilet seat. There was very little sex on this hash and the food was yummy!

On on

Shark Killer