HASH TRASH
Run No. 1393
Venue: Wounded Knee/Nurse Ratchet’s Asylum
Hares: Wounded Knee, Head Gasket, Panty Pockets and Nurse Ratchet
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: The Perkle
Reluctant Scribe: Nuts4Love

The circle started off with a Bang... and a Splash (no, that was later) roughly 15 seconds after the completion of the run. The poor walkers had not even finished gathering their purchases and were still wandering around the peninsula during the down down to welcome a new Marine. Why was Arse Liquor balancing on his head??.... No matter, The GM began mastering and the bulging at the seams circle (who were all those people??) was officially underway.

Gary Glitter said initially the run smelled familiar, but then it didn’t. Slip Inside reported she smelled Flatulence’s best talents on the walk; they were blowing through her hair and Domi said what else? More shopping next time.

The Trailmaster breezed in late to report the next Hash will be the Morogoro weekend; location to be determined en route... just follow the herd from the church at 9:30 Saturday morning. Bring along your favorite soft thing to sleep with. Following the Moro weekend, NWH will be at the Nuthouse sans the Head Nut. An enormous turnout is expected.

Announcements included Marines having parties, Candyblower wanting money for St. George and Boogie Boobs & WetDream offering to host a celebratory Hash #1400 party at their beach locale. Counting, not being a strong suit for anyone... fingers and toes later.....the consensus was perhaps it will be sometime in October, November or December. Lastly, a Knight Rider Pub Crawl; perhaps sometime in October, November or December. Mark your calendars.

The GM began losing control, but ears perked up when he produced what appeared to be a newspaper clipping and shared breaking news hot off the presses: Gary Glitter has proclaimed “Heavy Drinkers Live Longer” Longer than......? Heroin addicts, I’m guessing. Did someone really print this? His 15 minutes of fame was abruptly cut short after Bum Titty countered with “Red wine increases sexual enhancement.... and I have a whole case in my car” It’s ladies night.

The Giblets Whisperer finally took over after numerous bastardizations of the Perkle in the Ring song. I prefer the classic.

There were latecomers, inappropriately dressed hashers, returnees....blah, blah, blah. Dragging on, dragging on. Yes, finally, here are the Virgins: Ty from Texas who enjoys corrupting innocent missionaries in a very naughty way, a herd of Aussies that were brought by “that bugger over there” who? what? Losing control again....I can’t hear anything! Why is Bag O Bones giggling in the corner enjoying his beer?. Francie from Germany was very coy about her FSP, I think there’s a story there just waiting to be told boys.

Sid and Nancy made an appearance in the Hashshit nomination showdown splashy down down. Nancy, mind your manners...I don’t think that movie turns out in your favor. Foxy Pussy was welcomed back from gay old Paris, by donning the HashShit gear. Only she could make it suitable for the catwalk.

The circle ended with a very hungry version of SLSC.

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Nuts4Love