Run no: 1390
GM : Cockroach
RA : CandyMan
Venue : Mancuff’s
Hares : Mancuff, Knight Rider

If you haven’t already grabbed a run to host in the next month or so, then be quick ‘cos they’re going fast and your much maligned trailmaster may not be able to keep a date for you. But if you ask nicely he will do his best, so let him know your first choice of Monday asap.
This week’s running trail was remarked upon by CandyMan as it involved only three checks in five k’s - and they all seemed to be in the first half of the run. A fast circuit with primarily right turns and no beer stop.
Knight Riders walk was said to be entirely made up on the hoof but still with no beer stop, according to PantyPockets.
Trailmaster Castrato had next weeks run sorted even before the first beer. PleasureCentre will be host and promised faithfully to send out a perfect map. ShaggyHaggis thought it should show the way to her G spot - which may be why Desperate got so named.
Announcements were most importantly for Morogoro hash on 11 and 12 September - deposits now and full payment by the end of the month. Some scottish dancey thing on 28 August, a new Little Theatre play from 1-4 September and a new KnightRiderish restaurant which will do outside catering. Ho Hum.
Two familiar faces turned out to be Oliver and Hanna (Flatulence claimed them as his brother and sister but the paternal stress on his face gave away the reality) and Oliver was serenaded as a hashy birthday boy.
RA CandyMan had it in for all and sundry but WoundedKnee seemed to have incurred special wrath by not paying for NurseRatchett, and by running into a billboard (brilliantly impersonated in the artistic role play by DumbAss).
Four latecomers and a can rolling ten pin bowler from America by the name of SpreadsEasily (who was wearing a BP t-shirt the RA noted) joined departee GaryGlitter, hat wearing F... Off, dog wearing PleasureCentre, and HeadGasket for downdowns. No less than eight sensible types were rewarded for their returnee status before the virgins and visitors were introduced. F... Off (Rheinhart) from Germany, Rocky from Zambia, SpreadsEasily (Jessie) from Washington DC, and Lillian from Moshe all received a warm welcome.
In handing the circle back to the GM, the RA deemed it time for a naming of Hanna and Oliver so great mental efforts were expended and beer cans emptied in the search for the perfect names. Flatulence’ offspring obviously have a hard time of it but the RA (calling on his giblets again) blessed the previous Oliver with GasLeak, and Hanna has become PuffDada.
The final battle of the day was set up by CockRoach to answer the eternal question ‘who’s the noisiest of them all’. HeadGasket was suprisingly eliminated and it left a playoff between Flatulence and ShaggyHaggis. The GM had thoughtfully provided each contestant with a rather large blow up prick attached by velcro to a waist belt and the lads did strut there stuff in an attempt to dis(arm?) the opposition. The loser was deemed to be he who’s weapon first dangled down, and inspite of a ‘best of three’ call, Flatulence proved the value of a close affinity with gas inflated objects.
Moving right along, Dominatrix having eventually turned up and later still remembered her regalia, she disrobed in the circle and nominations were invited for a new hashshit. EasyLet, KnightRider, ManCuff and ShaggyHaggis initially accrued similar votes but a re-scream left ManCuff with the honour for setting a trail with no beer stop (which Dommie found fitting after her similar experience the week before).
Virgins were invited back into the circle and SLSC was followed by tasty eatables and plenty drinkables.
Shaggy would be insulted if his comedic triumph wasn’t used again, so it has to be said that PleasureCentre invites you to her G spot next week.
Looking forward to it, so see you there.
Squire L