Run no: 1389
GM : WetDream
RA : CandyMan
Venue : Banzai’s mosquito farm in Upanga
Hares : Banzai, Dominatrix
Confusius say “First rule of setting trail - avoid allest”. Maybe someone should have told Banzai to study the other eastern civilisation before he singlehandedly invaded the Tz army barracks and was frogmarched off to Solander Bridge. However TinySausage and Boxer rallied to the rescue, and Banzai escaped before they arrived anyway, so the general laughter and lack of concern from the slathering pack - eager to burn off energy and get to the beer asap - was not so callous as it may have seemed.
Due to strict orders not to bring his running friends near the camp Banzai then totally ignored his trail and we had a blast through town, led by Tiny and his horn. The walkers and the short running bastards all crossed paths and amazingly it all had a semblance of arranged mayhem, although we missed out on a beer stop.
Fighting off the helicopter sized mossies, WetDream and Candyman went through the usual circle routine. No trailmaster but Twitcher knew that ManCuff will be hosting nwh on the peninsula (address tbc). No announcements - yeah. Various misdemeanours involved the warm safari - including a virgin trainee doctor who took three attempts to learn that you drink it when we say down down down - bring back the marines; dress code infringements included a dress; returnees Dominatrix, Candyman and CandyBlower were able to lead a Warm Safari singalong and then we reached the vast heaving mass of virgins.
CandyBlower specifically asked that it be recorded that they were divided into tranches - of course he did it by sex. Ferhan?? from Glasgow, Patrick from california, Dermott from Dublin, Stephen from Newcastle and Sam from London made up one sex, and Ashley from canada, Destiny from Pennsylvania, and Pamela from Glasgow made up the other. Dominatrix and Close Encounters spent a happy while trying to determine how the reverse cowgirl worked (and it was highlighted that Dommie is an official newly wed so she had no reson to know). In essence some bland choices with no spectacular new fsp’s for our education.
Banzai was a no brainer to retain the hashshit regalia, so Dominatrix won it for not arranging the beerstop (even though she had nothing to do with arranging the beer stop).
SLSC and fine fare, and a welcome libation.
It’ll all cvome right at manCuff’s place next week.
See ya there.
Squire L