HASH TRASH
Run No : 1388 ? (so the GM said)
GM : CampBed
RA : ShaggyHaggis
Venue : The tentsite
Hares : ManCuff and CampBed
Advertised by ManCuff as a long run with few checks (and many defectors swopped to the walk at the beer stop),
but it turned out to be quite reasonable and BumTitty complained of too many checks. HeadGasket thought it was
bottom burning - no explanation of his reasoning was forthcoming.
Desperate characterised the walk as too short and not enough people so get your trainers out and keep her
company next week.
The circle was led by the fake GM, starting in with a SAFARI rendition to welcome back GaryGlitter.
GG then did a Ripper imitation (no idea where the next run is), copied by WetDream (no idea where .. ), copied
by Banzai (no idea .. wait a minute ... its at my place if there are no other ideas).
Announcements went unexpectedly well - there were none, despite someone asking the GM to declassify where the
Morogoro run would be held - so his holey mess the Religious Advisor took over the circle.
ArseLiquor had been seen blatantly phone abusing on the run and then compounded the offense in the circle. so
was awarded a grand malt (in deference to orders re alcohol consumption). GG (being the chief culprit in the
grand malt production circles) was also made to drink some and managed to bravely smack his lips in anticipated
enjoyment. AL cleverly conjured yet another phone call and immediately played the duty calls card, swiftly
disappearing out of the gate at a run, never to be seen again. Boxer suffered in his place as the look a like
stand in.
Inappropriately dressed, squatters at South Beach, not the mismanagers .. the sinners were called forth, somehow
segueing into SISTER BELINDA.
Departees were sensibly non existent, but returnees were plentiful (WD, Desperate and SoggyShaggis, GG,
BumTitty, JustScott and Sergio). BT was responsible for the mention of a town in N Tanzania which led to showers
for all courtesy of KiliDogo and Gemma, amongst others.
Virgins Russ, Paddy and Christina were introduced with absolutely no interest in FSPs honest.
WetDream reported on last months DOBIE hash in France, (I think I heard to be held in Cornwall next year at
MrSh..ole and NastyPasty’s ?)
Back to the important stuff and the HashShit honour was so eagerly sought that only the 3 virgins plus Boxer,
Banzai and Squirrel were left on the outside of the circle. By dint of the GM’s twisted logic Banzai won the
regalia. Don’t bother trying to work it out.
To cap the evening the GM decided that as Twitcher persists in offering her daughter the bad example of hash
behaviour, Gemma should be offered up to the circle for a proper name. GG was dumbfounded at the suggestion of
BabyGlitter (Twitcher went very quiet), Sweety and Twinkle were also rejected, and (for the foreseeable future)
the RA blessed exGemma with the fitting name of Sparkle.
Business concluded as usual with SLSC and onon plentiful and tasty fodder with the odd bevvy thrown in.
See ya next week at Banzai’s.
Squire L