Run No. 1385
Venue: Twitchers Abode in Buzwagi Street
Hares: Twitcher, Foxy Pussy & Wet Dream
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Camp Bed

As the football world cup which seemed to drag on forever had finally come to an end, it seemed most appropriate that the circle magically drown in vuvuzela-ish noise produced by endless numbers of thoughtful hashers without any use of instrument resembling equipment – in other words: just another bloody Monday!

Unfortunately the notes of the guest scribe has gone down the same road as the hashit gear does way to often – to the washing machine. Not that it would make any difference what-so-ever as the hashers these days are such a sad bunch of w*nkers it’s more interesting making it all up anyway..!

Anyways... The run was long-ish, I guess, but having checks on every street corner, one felt more like a hooker in high season. But a jolly run it was, complete with a locked up beer stop close to disaster..

Announcements... NWH will be on Monday – surprise! Hosted by Bombastique from a so far unknown location, but he will probably surprise us as often before… And the Morogoro hash will be on 11-12 September possibly including the Friday depending on the moon. Deposit 30,000 to be paid asap.

A new gadget producing ‘H’ shaped blobs of American secret were introduced on the run and were rewarded with and H-shaped Horizontal down-down to the hares..

Camp Bed made a special but certainly not memorable appearance as religious advisor, introducing two virgins a couple of visitors and long lost Dar hashers to the Dar es Salaam hash. Most of them brought by boxer and arriving from exotic places like SA, NZ and DK… Names and sexual preferences were as I recall equally boring so no shame they’ve been lost.

Some people looking Spanish or Dutch or having watched a football match in SA had a drink and the hashit title were once again donated to Cat-in-a-Hat – because we really want to see it on – although Easy Let would have worn the purple very gracefully.. And the circle ended in usual disorder.

On on!

HG