Run No. 1384
Venue: 4 Kenyatta Drive – Next to German Ambassador’s residence
(Any chance we can come back next week and sing ‘Deutchland, Deutchland alles ist vorbei..’?)
Hares: Fully Fitted, Cockroach, Wet Dream
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Wet Dream

Following the weekend of celebrating the dumb -dumb independence (OR drinking free champagne in Amsterdam… People are so different), it looked a bit suspicious having the road map leading to TWH issued by Camp Bed, who we all know as the best of American intelligence, not to mention our host’s - the new deputy high commissioner (the British that is) - THICK American accent.. You can’t help but wonder, if the USA has taken over Britain, will we be next..??

Anyways... The run was long or short or slightly indifferent depending on the number of shortcuts used if any. At some point some wannabe runners were in danger of losing out on the beer stop but fortunately they we’re recovered and redirected and hashy peace restored. MLP was believed seen running - that that came as much as a surprise to him as most others. Flatulence thought the run was good, despite the lack of multiple beer stops!

Announcements... NWH will be at Sea Cliff Apartments and the Morogoro hash will be in September from a secret venue – Pay deposit from next week and you might be told.

Wet Dream gave a special appearance as guest RA, and judging by his performance he won’t appear again. He did ensure to make the most of it though, finding amusement in giving the GM a horizontal down-down administered by the one and only Boogie B assisted by a diplomatic puppy!

There were a bunch of returnees, all having sad and boring lives except from park’n’ride being sheik shagging in Tunis. And the misdemeanors were not worth wasting paper on.
Two virgins were present; Scott from Wisconsin who was quite keen on anything with anybody as long as there were enough mirrors and Sergio from California who prefered it upright.

Speaking of the WC; As we all know, USA can’t score without help from the English and the English can’t score at all, which is why a hashy replay had to be done. The England side counted the big names of Captain Cockroach, MLP, Flatulence and Wet Dream. The American side were.. well.. American. Needless to say who won.

The Hashit award were more popular than a wallet in Kariakoo.. EasyLet were nominated for not doing the dishes, Tiny for arriving late, leaving early and not paying his depts., Cat-in-a-Hat for being American (should be reason enough!), MLP for being on the phone most of the run and Arse Liquor for being Hashit every other week. Cat-in the Hat got the honor and following SLSC he let the masses to the food.

HG