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Hash Trash 2010

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Run No.1371 19 April 2010
Venue: CARTRACK, Regent Estate
Hares: Squirrel, Nutcracker, Panty Pockets
Grand Master: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Extra-Testicular

It was a very muddy walk - well more like a forced march than a walk actually, but that’s Panty Pockets for you. Wet Dream was chaperoning Easy Let, Just Alice, Get Me Off, Pleasure Centre, Dominatrix, Aiieeeee, Bijal, and Close Encounters - you get the picture. He even gallantly waded into a lake to rescue EasyLet whose wobbly bits were all of a tremble balancing on so called stepping stones. I think some hashers also went for a run.

Nuts for Love didn’t know where next weeks hash will be, and why should she, but the GM had a hash up his sleeve - a St George’s Hash, complete with a real dragon (no, I’m not telling you her name - you’ll have to guess) and it will probably/possibly/indubitably be at Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor Hoose. Foxy Pussy was one of many hashers who had creditably got their butt out of bed early and spent their Sunday morning walking for charity. The Guest RA was all at sea most of the time, kicking off with the Virgins (of which there were none) and finishing off with Returnees (Get Me Off, Aieeeeeeeeee, and Bumtitty) and Departees (Hannah and Oliver - Hash permitting). There were mutterings of “Once a policeman, always a policeman” when he read out the charge sheet against Head Gasket, as it included “inciting others to short-cut, conspiracy to short-cut, minded to short-cut, and grievous bodily short-cuttin.” Close Encounters appeared in the Circle (don’t ask me why) and boldly announced “I have got two bits of good news” - to which Foxy Pussy retorted “you’re pregnant,” but it was just the way she was standing. Things got a bit fuzzy then (must have snorted too much coke I s’pose), but I think one of the bits of good news was that Horni and Flatus have finally got knotted - they had to go all the way to the Serengeti to ensure that the solemnity of their wedding wasn’t ruined by pissed hashers. So anyway, the Right Rev. Paddy Patel P.A. officiated at a very Indian Hash wedding ceremony, the climax of which was when he sprinkled the happy couple with poo poo from the Ganges - they seemed delighted. Candidates for Hashit included Extra-T for his flaky performance as RA, Get Me Off for being the Hash Haberdasher With No Clothes, with Head Gasket as a makeweight. The Honour went to Get Me Off - and all night long he was honour and offer. The Circle ended with SLSC.

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