HASH TRASH
Run No.1370 12 April 2010
Venue: The Lunatic Asylum
Hares: Castrato, Nuts for Love, Boxer
Grand Master: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Candyman

A cracking, brisk, no-nonsense run set by neophyte Castrato - living proof that being emasculated gives you extra energy. To the amazement of everyone Wet Dream started running (perhaps there was no-one on the walk worth chatting up) - poetry in motion it wasn’t - but he soon went back to his old habits (of short-cutting I hasten to add) and, unusually, he didn’t do a very good job (of short-cutting I hasten to add). Happy With Three Fingers (aka HW3F) said the walk was “luverly” - well she would wouldn’t she? Then the usual tawdry, tedious announcements:
Next Sunday (18th April) Live Earthy charity walk - National Stadium 8.00
Saturday 24th April, St Georges Ball - not many places at the trough left
Thursday 29th April, High Drama at the George and Dragon
Saturday 15th May, Bagomoyo Run - Candyman has forgotten who is on his team, so, if you are on his team, can you please either remind him, or try and segue into a more focussed outfit. Deposits of Tsh50,000 to be paid asap.

NWH will be set by Squirrel and Nutcracker - from a mystery venue. The RA kicked off his slot by hauling out Wet Dream for being an SCB; he in turn blamed Close Encounters and Nutcracker for leading him astray. But we all know that butter wouldn’t melt between their thighs - ipso facto, he must have been lying. Theyre all the same these ex-GMs - they think they can get away with anything. Latecomers included Banzai (velly solly) Sail (on Mozambique time) and Dominatrix (under the psychotherapist). Inappropriately dressed included HW3F, Dominatrix, Boxer, Just Anna and Just Gus. Returnees included Nutcracker, Neandershorty, Sail, Dominatrix, and Just Beth (as she was then known). Virgins included Just David, Nicola, and Anna, all of who claimed to have highly fanciful FSPs. The RA lashed out at Girls Aloud: - Spitz, Close Encounters and Just Beth (as she was then known) who were chatting animatedly about their problems down under. Talking of which, HW3F either has St Vitus’s Dance, or needs to strengthen her pelvic floor, because she couldn’t stop bobbing about and crossing / uncrossing her legs - I knew you would be interested in that. After much profound reflection Hashers decided that Just Beth should henceforth be called “Buttwoman”. Candidates for Hashit this week were a right pair of tossers - Extra Testicular and Just Chris. The winner was Extra-T once again. As in all the best Circles, the ceremony ended with the traditional song.

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