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Trash 1364

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Run No.1364 15 March 2010
Venue: Oirish Pub
Hares: Rippa (red and sweaty) Boogie Boobs (smooth and silky)
Grand Master: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Shaggy Haggis

Locating the beer stop in the middle of an Islamic school was an inspired choice, and as the walkers had been mislaid, and the runners weren’t in the mood for singing the “Why are we waiting” song, Tiny Sausage led us in a miniature version of “Father Abraham” - which the schoolkids really enjoyed - especially the UUUUUh the AAAAAh and the EEEEEEh. OOmba said the run was slow and he was pissed off with himself for screwing up so many checks. Dar She Blows said the walk was steamy, but then she is an Ice Queen.

NWH will be hosted by the Candypersons at Valhalla. In their absence Flatulence and Hornigoat were called on to be lookalikes, and they were very convincing - though a bit too frightening perhaps. Wet Dream’s Team will win the Bagomoyo Run on the 15th May, but just to give the event some spurious legitimacy he has conned Bumtittttty - remember him? - into leading a team, and maybe even Dildo Dan. I can’t wait - the suspense is killing me. There will be an Easter Hash at Wild Things’s Superior Luxury 5-star tented camp in Udzungwa - not content with a husband and sprog, Fat Bastard is looking for a pig, so, if you have any suggestions, she will be delighted to hear from you. The Hash will be at.......Easter.

It was billed as the St Patrick’s Hash but the only Hasher to claim Irish descent was Rippa - and we all know (didn’t you?) that he is really a Brummie. It was at this point or thereabouts that Tiny Sausage drove out of the car park with a racing start - complete with squealing tyres and blue smoke - a sure sign of a man compensating for being genitally challenged. Shaggy was the RA (talk about poacher turned gamekeeper) and, although his fellow rabble rouser gave him an easy time, he still managed to forget the Virgins and had to be prompted by Wet Dream - how can you forget the Virgins? And they were an imaginative lot it has to be said - Christian likes it in airplane toilets, Aften told Shaggy that if he was lucky he would find out, Just Chelsea likes anything that makes it longer (sic) and Alice (Alice, Alice, Who the F**k is Alice?) likes the “angly chair” - and when called on to demonstrate it, she did - with OOmba in the male part (sic). I must confess it was a new one on me, and most people I think, but I didn’t see anyone rushing off home to try it out for themselves. There is always one isn’t there?....some dumb s.o.b. who has to admit to having been to the A-town in northern Tanzania. This week it was Foxy Pussy. Horni hates getting wet (it is just as well that Flatulence isn’t into watersports) but crawling under the Shaggymobile to escape the rain was taking things a bit far. The Hashit was a toss-up between Christian (for emasculating the scribe’s pencil) Sushi for lying about her FSP, Flatulence for being louche, and Boogie Boobs for being LOUD (surely not?). It went to Sushi who promptly gave Boogie Boobs the honour of wearing it with pride at next weeks Hash. As in all the best Circles the business ended with “Swing Low Sweet Chariot”.

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