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Hash Trash 2010

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HASH TRASH
Run No.1363 8 March 2010
Venue: Jackie’s Bar
Hares: Boxer, NiteRider, Spits
Grand Master: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Candyman

Hashers were joined for this Hash by a ship-load of swab jockeys and deck apes - they stood out like a sore thumb - being built like a brick shithouse, with muscles on top of muscles, iPods strapped to both arms, and no hair. Am just thankful the Jarheads didn’t put in an appearance. Highlight of the run was Wounded Knee falling arse over tit and - yes, you guessed it - wounding his knee. He seems to make a habit of it around the world, and I can’t help thinking he does it in the hope of suing the Hash for megabucks. Anyway it was a nice bright splash of colour in an otherwise monochrome Hash. It wasn’t a Hash for wimps - so Ripper and Pissed in Action went their own way and never made it to the Beer Stop, and Looby Booby (or is it Booby Looby?) hitched a ride on the Shaggymobile.

NWH will be at the Irish Pub - in celebration of St Patricks Day - and the following week Candyblower will be throwing open her boudoir to all and sundry. Dominatrix was wittering on about a lecher at IST Campus (25 March 1900hrs on Dynamite Fishing) and on the last Sunday in March there will be a treasure hunt organised by St George. We congratulated Dominatrix on conning an American into marrying her - hopefully this will not interfere with her duties as Hash Harlot. The Bagomoyo Run, which will be won as always by Wet Dream’s team, will be on 15th May. Mention was made of Hashers who were at the Kili Marathon - Flatulence, Hornigoat, Twist, Banzai & Bonsai - few of whom seemed to have done any actual running. The RA always likes to do the Virgins first, so Amit and Bijal were brought into the Circle for the ritual humiliation. His FSP was depressingly pedestrian, but what else can you expect from a Liverpool supporter? The RA, struggling to make himself heard over the witless shouting of Shaggy and Flatulence (everyone is good at something), processed the anchor clankers in batches - Mark, Mike, Neil, Ron, Chris, Dave, Aaron, Roy, Zack - as well as a few other rust pickers whose names I didn’t catch. A lot of their beer went over Booby Looby who was forcibly enthroned in the middle of the Circle for various spurious offences. The awarding of the Hashit was a complete shambles, and I for one was heartily glad when we got to the solemn singing of Swing Low Sweet Chariot. As Easy Let said afterwards, “What must our visitors have thought of us?”.

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