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Hash 1362
Venue: Hash Brothel
Hares: Dominatrix and Ripper (there has to be a theme there?)
The excellent recent weather and weekend hashes resulted in only the more hardy and dedicated (read sad) hashers getting their passports stamped to leave the peninsular. Both the run and the walk were superb – sticky and wet and possible smelly was mentioned by camp bed and Candy Man spoke of the run however it was a solo event as he had decided to run his own event, god help the candy warriors this year! The GM / Ripper routine is now well and truly a thing of the past and we were informed that the next hash will be at Jackie’s Bar on Haille Selassie (bet we haven’t told her yet) hosted by Night Rider (bring your torches). There were rumors of even the hash after that already having a venue (it being St Pats time of year) but I find that way too astounding to be anything other than News of the World trash and a serious weekly such as the this would not be seen to be printing such facetious crap.
The RA had far too many hashers into the circle for vague misdemeanors…the RA himself was all a bit premature runner but because of an excellently marked trail he found the rest of the runners at a check point. Shaggy being a jobless wonder hadn’t applied for the well paid job as Dominatrix’s offspring’s driver…(TSH9000) per day, there were the usual inappropriately dressed. Retarded Lepricorn was not reprimanded thoroughly enough for blatant beer abuse of the GM.
Returnees included Pleasure Center and a few others whom I cant remember, because true in hash fashion, the GM only realized half way through the circle we had no scribe, though punished him with a down.
Easy Let and Boogie boobs seemed to think it appropriate to be on their phones during the circle and paid for this hideousness with lashings of warm safari. The old (ancient) GM back after his wanderings around the north western regions was welcomed and if one GM drinks they all drink, so we got to see just how many ex-GMs we have at our hash! What a motley crew.
Latecomer was back acting as beer master, good to see him back. He did get on odd down down that fell down to his feet, dear liza dear liza.
Announcements were made but mainly to tell the rest of us we were twats for not being organized enough to get out tickets early enough. The Bagamoyoy relay dates were brought forth as were the culprits of team captains with a shrewdly found Tiny look-a-like. At least one virgin (that I can remember - the beer flow was usual in its superb kili cold refreshingness) came forth. The senior Perks were on show having loved their muddy walkabout round the sights of Mikocheni. I am sure the RA wasn’t asking anyone about FSP’s whilst his Ma and Pa were there? One virgin from Sin City (Joberg) brought along by Slimy Bstd. Latecomer got Hash shit for a lack of beer on the weekend hash, however Slimy was a close second for bestiality with a cow at the beer stop then sitting in the circle.
Am pretty sure we sang SWSC but I must be getting good at blocking out crap from my memory system…. Come on there must be some other song we could sing (where is Erotic Chicken these days)….
Dominatrix

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