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Hash Trash 2010

Trash 1359

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Run No: 1359
Date: 15 February 2010
Event: Valentines Red Dress Run
Venue: Oooor Hooose
Hares: Cockroach, Boogie Boobs
Grand Master: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: CandyMan

Despite large red announcements over the ether, some who should have known better, such as Gary Glitter, NightRider, TinySausage, LittleMG, & StiffCoctail managed to turn up to a Valentine Hash wearing neither frocks nor romantic colours and were duly punished. EasyLet will need to lock her wardrobe as our Cocky new GM obviously revels in cross-dressing, poncing into the circle in his little pink number revealing lots of frilly undies and white fishnet tights. He was immediately usurped by Shaggy Haggis, fetchingly squeezed into a pink sheath but with clashingly orange lipstick (EasyLet’s again!), to call the Hares into the Circle. EasyLet pronounced the walk as windy/findy/nindy whatever that means. Apparently there was a run - boringly described by a be-wigged ElephantBalls as great, but missing a beer stop, as LateCummer had sensibly given priority to the walkie-talkies.

Cockroach tried in vain to exert his new authority on the rabble and amid the hubbub I think heard that there’s a going-away party for CheesyBalls & Ummbop at the Marine House this Friday and a play involving Aussies is on at the George & Dragon next Tues, Wed & Thurs sponsored by Warm Safari makers -inevitable cue for song. As usual Ripper had no clue about next week’s run but HappyWithThree Fingers eventually volunteered to host in honour of President’s Day today (Washington & Lincoln’s birthday) but disgraceful that none of the Yanks could agree on the definition of GroundHog day. For the umpteenth time HotSafari & Stiffy were dragged into the circle for their supposed last Hash.

CandyMan made a welcome return as RA and promptly dished out a series of punishments for the deteriotation of standards in his absence including depletion of Wet Dream’s beer cellar before the run by BoogieBoobs, LateCummer, Chris, Ummbop. Noteable returnees included SlimyB*****d, CandyMan, Foxy Pussy, NurseRatchett, Ummbop & Chris. There was very nearly no Trash as WAGS’s excuse for non-attendance resulted in facefulls of icy water for the scribe and the near total destruction of her scribbles but Panty’s proverbial Pockets came to the rescue. Visitors and Virgins - Eileen from London, Debbie of Ipswich and Laura from Norwich all had totally boring FSPs. One minute of silence marked Hash respect for the loss of Annie. Desperate was spotted being romantic with Shaggy in Zanzibar for Valentines and her Hashy birthday which were marked in traditional fashion. Ummbop & Ripper (the sparkle in his ball-gown brought out the best in his figure) were nominated as best dressed. The GM elicited a number of pathetic nominations for Hashit which went unanimously to EasyLet for exposing ankle-bracelet and tits during the walk (as sulking Twist continues his Hash boycott). SLSC was followed by drinking games until the long-delayed food arrived.

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