The new GM presented himself as our supreme leader and several hashers objected alleging the GM election was rigged promoting concern that Cockroach is now the Dar Hash GM for Life.

This was a true hash as we made our through shit in time honoured fashion. Boogie Boobs, Wet Dream and Ripper all called the walk romantic while O-Flaherty called it smelly - some information gap here. With only 3 hash house harriettes to keep order the GM and Sail regaled the circle with tales of getting naked in Zambia together while Trail Master Ripper had no clue where the next hash will be. Luckily oor hoose rode into the breach and offered to host the Red Dress run next week.

RA Shaggy Haggis doled out the down downs. Head Gasket was caught in the circle for making fun of the Italians – or was it for losing his keys as was Wounded Knee and there was much approval when hashers recognised the goodness of beer in the latest public health announcement. Also announced were the Bagamoyo relay coming up on 15/16 May and Goat Races on the 22nd May.

Hash heroes Gary Glitter and Kevin availed themselves of 2 down downs for their TBL hosting and sponsoring and we celebrated with a rousing rendition of Warm Safari. A very nice pole adorned the circle and AiaiAi rolled up in time for a down down for arriving later than LaterComer who didn’t arrive at all and then another for handing her beer to Ripper which started a technical dispute about the etiquette of beer abuse. Gary Glitter was back in again for rugby misdemeanors and a chorus of ou est le papier ensued for no good reason the scribe could see. The RA lost control and pulled Wet Dream in for a horizontal down down administered by Boogie Boobs for not being nicer to her but Wet Dream grabbed the chance of sex on the hash and refused to let go after which Gary Glitter was back in again for falsely accusing the scribe of leaning on the job.

Returnees were B-B fresh from looking after W-D, Dodgy Dik who was very busy and Sail who was on his way to Tanga. Virgins Sarah, Avert, Kevin and Kinati all proved their mettle the sparky harriette introducing the library steps in to the hash collection of favoured positions and although there was a valiant effort to re-distribute the hash shit by popular demand it went back to Twist with Avert the lookalike leading the way to nosh after our traditional closing song. All in all an exhausting hash am going to lie down in dark room…

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