Hash Trash AGPU

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GetMeOff organized a fun event at the Thai village. The theme this year was Legends and Super Heroes. Costumes were worn by almost all in attendance. It looked like the tailors in the Upanga area were working overtime as everyone put a lot of effort and planning into their disguises, except for FuckItNow, who showed up in a t-shirt I’ve seen him wearing several times in the past claiming to be impersonating an off-duty SWAT officer. All were welcomed by a super-spiked screwdriver cocktail. Be careful if GetMeOff ever offers you a mixed drink in the future; two’s the limit on those. CampBed welcomed the huddled masses, recapped some of the past year’s events, thanked our sponsors, mismanagement committee, hosts and hares. Shaggy Haggis reminded us of our favorite drink “Warm Safari”. Then HOTY awards came next with Harriette Of The Year going to Panty Pockets and Harrier Of The Year going to Shaggy Haggis, both of which have contributed regularly to the smooth flow of the hash events. The Golden Twiga platter was awarded to Cockroach for more or less the same reason. At which point it was revealed that the universal suffrage that is espoused by the hash mismanagers was put into full effect and Cockroach had been elected to be the new GM. Everyone got their plates filled with delicious Thai food and drank some more Kili draft. With two of their desires satiated, the group assembled for a circle in which inexplicable costumes were explained and best dressed honors doled out; CampBed for his “Robin Hood” and Close Encounters for her “Cat Woman”. Dancing and more drinking ensued on into the night, thus concluding another fiscal year of hashing in Dar.