Dar Es Salaam Hash House Harriers
Trash 1347

“Thank goodness they’ve gone!” or “Piss off soon it’s the holidays”

There was a run and a walk –the first half of which was great… there was even a beer stop – thanks to our illustrious GM who went to Shoppers and brought the cold beers for us. The second half of the walk I spent in Shrijees buying more cold beer….. (Hash shit nomination for Latecommer!) The splinter group of disabled bodies was noticeably absent – nite rider you lite weight!

The attire this week was a little more in regular hash style but we missed the hash shit who seemed to think that someone would volunteer to wear the attractive gear for him - (Hash shit nomination for Cock Roach!)

There was a circle – even some hares (many thanks to Just Beth, Just Joe and our fabulous walking guide Happy With Far More Than She Should Be Telling Us About). There were more down downs…some for announcements most of which will have gone by the time you get this. Cinderella was superb…..

The RA was going on and on about leavers (I wasn’t clear if Candy Man and Candy blower were actually going to the same place?) and virgins (the only ones of whom I can remember being Just Dave, some guy with Aston Villa socks, n some loud lass from dumb dumb dumb land)….

It got sooooo tedious I drank lots of beer, nearly fell off my chair and left my notes at the venue…where was our Erotic Chicken with his festive songs?

Did the Trailmaster have a clue where we are off to next week – if probability is anything to go by I guess not?

There were lots of nominations – many of them not even present - for shit head of the week. No horney goat (surely not anymore?) so I have no photographic evidence to confirm or deny who won this illustrious prize…

The virgins were called into witness our prowess at SLSC – I wont repeat the comments I heard later. There was some grub and then we stumbled home as one should on a Monday evening….

Dominatrix