Hash Trash 1550
29th march 2013-03-30
Venue: Swinging Spearsâ€™s beach hide away and Heli Pad
Hares: Shaggy haggis, wet dreams, Just Phillipa
RA: Shaggy Haggis
The venue was honoured by Salty Gonads who dropped into the hash venue in style, yes itâ€™s a first for Dar, by helicopter. It was later unanimously decided that there will be no more lateness in the hash because of the folleni(Jam).Just check in at the slipway and the helicopter will be waiting to drop you at the hash for a fee of 10,000 if you are not eating and 15,000 if full hash( notice no currency mentioned.) All expenses to be charged to your visa beer or card.
The run was noted to be ambitious, unimpressive by Scrotum Scrummer. Then Desarate noted the walk to be humid, going round in a circle and long, but on the other hand enjoyed the walk talking and gossiping all the way.
Ai,Ai,Ai was to be a look alike to Swigging Spear. She was joined in by 4 others and a note from bunny encouraged them to swing and dance.
Saturday in Swairs Beach the hares nominated were Shaggy, Wet dreams and Just Phillipa
Monday, to be hosted by Viagra and Second Coming location to be communicated later.
The GM handed over to Shaggy haggis: who brought in twitchier in the circle for cue jumping, wet dreams for letting Boogie boog take the wrong ferry and getting lost for half an hour just a stoneâ€™s throw from the venue, Turkish delight and Ai, ai,Ai who got lost the minute they left St Peters Church and ended up in the witch doctors house. Where they were welcomed by the locals who were very blessed to have customers,,, beautiful ladies and nice car. The GM and Bogie who went looking for them also got lost....charms were at work in the evening hot humid day.
As if that was not enough,,,they left the place and headed for the mafia house, and still went in to hoot at the gate even with the big sign of UMBWA Kali.(hot dogs)The real dog came out and they took off being hashers, that explains why they were very lousy the whole evening.
RA invited the GM back to explain why Rockclimber was called an Albino.few questions confirmed he was not .Ai,Ai,Ai was in the circle for a drink and the sauce of the information was ..Ginger,,,
The GM was accused of animal abuse on the run for rustling a cow and bonding a goat and god knows what..and he ended up calling all the runners to join in in the mess. A victim as usual was rock climber.
Tiny sausages became the second witchdoctor with his snake charm throwing it and scaring the villagers. He claims he just wanted to see their reactions. He became Moses in the desert going to see pharaoh on behalf of the people...for those who went to Sunday school.....
Though sparlke beautiful queen baby of the hash Shhhhhhhh do not tell anyone said wasungus do not pray.lol...
Excuse drinking when one GM drink all.GM....Drink sounds like sounds like...
Rock climber/late coming, group of friends who were to leave for Zanzibar before breakfast, were victims because of one of them decided during the run to be curtailing crabs .or making several attempts to catch the crabs for breakfast.
Since they did not get any, they ended up staying up late and joining in the morning breakfast.
The lame excuses for rushing to ZNZ were: Scrotum scrum is off to discoteching in znz, Bunns office and working the other in znz chasing rabbits, philipher is staying alive and keeping off trouble
Virgins were tiny sausages nephew Shadrack gichoki, Reed Anderson from Canada.
Boogie Boggs and wet dreams tied and was awarded Hash Trash because of taking wrong ferries The circle ended with a long warm safari song before heading off to the perfectly cooked dinner of chicken curry and the rest,,,,i remember this because it was well done and Ai,Ai,Ai refused to eat the meat because it is a good Friday and her religious rights and constitutions does not allow that.