Here’s a special one inspired by the Bagamoyo Relay 2009.
By Flatulence

The day the American Car industry died.

So Bye Bye Big American Car
Drove my chevy through the levy but the Chevy got Stuck,
I called to Paul can you give me a haul,
Saying I dont know how to drive,
I dont know how to drive.

GM, Chrysler, Ford and Jeep,
All have fallen in a shitty heap,
But Obama can you save them nowwwww?

Then our own GM got stuck in the sand,
and again called Paul, please give me a hand,
This dodgy Ram is no good for this land.......

Dum, Dum Dum dum dum dum........

To be continued.