TO Close Encounters’ Landing Pad

1. Go to the Old Bagamoyo Road passing Shoppers Plaza on your left

2. Keep going straight past the Engen garage on your left and TANESCO regional HQ on your right.
3. Drive past the plant sellers, go over a very small bridge and start slowing down
4 Look out for Feza Primary School on your left hand side.

6. Turn right just a few metres beyond Feza School onto a small potholed dirt road - look out for HHH. (If you get to the BP garage on the corner of Rose Garden Road you have gone much too far)

8. Follow the dirt road for about 200 metres; turn right at the end of the road, then immediate left
9. About 20 metres along you will see large white gates on the left hand side - you’ve arrived!

If you know the Tanesco back road (Turn right after the Irish Pub, follow the road, turn right down sort of main street, go to end of road, left at Miriam’s Massage, follow road until you reach the Old Bagamoyo Road at the Engen garage and follow directions as above) use this - it will take you 10 minutes instead of 30 minutes but make sure your car can handle potholes!

Call 0788070070 if you get lost. Bring your wellies in case extra Testicle makes you run through sewers again!