From Allanvj at aol.com Tue Mar 3 17:00:46 2009 From: Allanvj at aol.com (Allanvj at aol.com) Date: Tue, 3 Mar 2009 12:00:46 EST Subject: [DarHHH] HASH TRASH 1300 Message-ID: HASH TRASH Run No.1300 2 March 2009 Venue: CampBed's Campanile, Msasani Peninsula Hares: Daisy (as she was then known), CampBed I am not entirely sure that we should allow those persons who have to keep fit as part of their job to set the Hash trail, but I will grudgingly admit that, despite the lonnnng sections between checks, and the screw-up early on, Daisy pulled it off - all in all it was a pretty good showing for a neophyte. We expect much more from her in future. The walky talkies seemed to be wandering around like headless chickens - as is their wont of course. Cockroach warned of the delights to be had at the Zambia 1500 Hash that will be held at an exclusive backpacker's lodge in Livingstone; then there is the Interhash in Kampala from May 1 - 5th; a Funathon cum general debauch this Saturday to celebrate Saddlesore's nuptials (well you would be sore too if you had just come back from honeymooning with MLP). Let's not forget to go to the Mismanagement meeting which will not be when it was going to be. And Rippa wasn't sure where next week's Hash will be - plus ca change ...., as Anne-Claire would say. Happy With Three Fingers and Rasta Girl were punished for miscellaneous millinery offences, and then it was time for the RA (Candyman) to strut his stuff. There was no stopping him: - beerguzzlers, partypoopers, SCB walkers, and Wrong-Way Rippa all came under the lash. But he is a big softy at heart, and he led the singing of Hashy Birthday to Wet Dream, Candyblower, Spare (a poor substitute for Enema Queen) and Spitzzz and Swallows. He then welcomed two visitors - Slapper and Beaver - who are old hands at hashing. The prospect of giving Daisy a hash name aroused huge interest amongst the assembled throng - none more so than amongst her fellow Marines who seemed close to wetting themselves with excitement. There were many suggestions, not all of them obscene, but it all came down to just two: 'Deflowered' and 'Two At A Time'. Despite ear-splitting shrieking from a brace of dusky maidens for 'Deflowered' the GM pronounced in favour of 'Two At A Time'. The aforesaid dusky maidens then had the appalling effrontery (not to mention bare-assed cheek) to appeal this decision (which is unheard of in the annals of the Hash). I am pleased to say that the GM dismissed the appeal with magisterial authority, and awarded costs and the Hashit to the appellants (except for the toilet seat which Wet D ream needs for his trek). There was no final anthem, because the GM says he wasn't voted into the job to just continue with the tired old rituals of previous regimes. On On BoB -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From grantinafrica at hotmail.com Thu Mar 5 19:29:29 2009 From: grantinafrica at hotmail.com (G Gleisner) Date: Thu, 5 Mar 2009 14:29:29 -0500 Subject: [DarHHH] Hash Monday March 9th Message-ID: Coming to the rescue once again, CandyMan and CandyBlower have offered to host the hash at the Valhalla Estates banda. In case you don't remember how to get there, please see the attachment for directions. On On, CampBed. _________________________________________________________________ Windows Live? Groups: Create an online spot for your favorite groups to meet. http://windowslive.com/online/groups?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_groups_032009 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... Name: Directions to Valhalla Estates.pdf Type: application/pdf Size: 8855 bytes Desc: not available URL: From grantinafrica at hotmail.com Mon Mar 9 12:11:46 2009 From: grantinafrica at hotmail.com (G Gleisner) Date: Mon, 9 Mar 2009 08:11:46 -0400 Subject: [DarHHH] Reminder of temporary webpage Message-ID: http://ggtllc.com/darhhh.htm Don't forget that you can check the schedule of upcoming events at the link above. There area also links there to webpages and or documents that give details on upcoming international hashes, like the Africa Inter-hash in Kampala, Uganda and Lusaka's 1500th hash in Zambia. On On, CampBed. _________________________________________________________________ Windows Live?: Life without walls. http://windowslive.com/explore?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_allup_1a_explore_032009 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: From gleisnerk at hotmail.com Thu Mar 12 17:31:34 2009 From: gleisnerk at hotmail.com (Karin Gleisner) Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:31:34 -0400 Subject: [DarHHH] Hash Trash_9 March 2009 Message-ID: Hash Trash, Dar HHH Hash #1301 -From your stand-in scribe, Spitz ?n Swallowz The hash took place at Candy Man and Candy Blower?s sweets factory. Flatulence, recently hobbled by a ski injury, got things off to a rip roaring start by walking for the first time in his Hash history. He gave the rest of the walkers a start when he managed to give them the slip, only to miraculously reappear at the beer stop. Speaking of the walk, Head Gasket earned Candy Blower?s ire by hijacking the walk and leading the walkers on a merry chase. However, Ripper had only informed Candy Blower of her walking hare duties 5 minutes before the Hash, so she was a bit lost anyway. This led to the longest walk in anyone?s recent memory. The runners came and went at the beer stop before the walkers even arrived. Many tears were shed all around. Upon arriving back at home base, Hashers discovered it to be infested with giant ants the size of small dogs. Candy Man then took it upon himself to Doom the banda and gas the unlucky Hashers who happened to be standing near by. Hot Safari narrowly escaped becoming ant food when she sat on an ant mound, but someone rescued her. I?m not a runner, never will be, so I have no clue how the run went, other than it was long, there were several checkpoints, and the runners whined about it, as usual. The GM kicked things off by pulling Flappy into the circle, where he proceeded to space out on the Marine movie night announcement. He was saved from further humiliation by his fellow Marines, who managed to remember that there WAS a movie night, when it was, and what the movie was going to be (Body of Lies, if you?re interested). Easy Let then announced that there are tickets for some type of semi-pornographic play at the Little Theatre. It had something to do with coffee, and it?s not for children. The GM then gave way to our illustrious RA, who raked Ripper over the coals for being a bad trailmaster. I Like It Wet was zinged for his atrocious beer abuse crimes. He and Easy Let had to re-do their down downs a suspiciously high number of times; one might think they were doing it on purpose. Cockroach eventually had to step in and take a down down for Easy Let, for fear it would all be too much for her. At some point, a Marine stooge got called into the circle to answer for why, when confronted with the giant mutant ants, all of the Marines squealed and ran away. There was only one virgin, but he was actually wearing a Hash t shirt, unlike Close Encounters, who had the nerve to wear a dress (with some stunning matching running shoes), or Charlie, who was instead wearing a Camelback. He apparently didn?t trust the Hash organizers to provide enough water throughout the walk. After more shenanigans, the Hashit nominees were: Ripper for setting a crappy walk; Cameron for not wearing a Hash shirt and then blaming his flat mate for wearing his Hash shirt; Jingle Boobies for not admitting to her Hash name, and I Like It Wet for continually spilling beer and acting like a boob. Jingle Boobies ended up the winner, and wore the prized clothing with aplomb. Special kudos go out to the still-unnamed Niko, who kindly helped me move the dishes over to the banda, after numerous ?deaf? Hashers ignored my cries for help. Just for that, I think he deserves a noble type of hash name. Hint hint. Next week?s hash will be hosted by Tiny Sausage at the Karibu Hotel. Do NOT bring your bathing suits, as the pool is there only to hold trash and dead leaves. On On -S ?n S _________________________________________________________________ Windows Live? 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